Archive for April, 2009
Shitty Drivers
Apr 25th
Oh my dog. Total is probably the worst day for me to drive my car out. Really inconsiderate drivers, terrible. Got into 4 situations.
1) A lorry driven by banglas actually tried to bang me from the back when trying to change lane on a “double line” zone.
2) A Mercedes trying to cut into my lane side by side by trying to squeeze my car onto the right (when I am already in right lane!)
3) A driver driving with her hazard light on. Actually on hazard light and drive is nothing much, but when she came to a stop, then I try to overtake, she started continue to drive.
4) This is the worst one. Really angry about it. I went for my camp event at Army Museum today. After the event ends, when I went back to my car, I noticed there’s scratches and even a noticeable dent on the car’s body kit just above the right rear wheel! WTF is wrong with all the drivers these day. Never even bother to leave number to repair. Now need to spend money to repair it. NSF pay leh, pay what. Heng that driver run fast, else he would be shitted by me.
It’s a really really bad car day. 
[STEAM] Orange Box at ONLY 9.99 USD
Apr 25th
I am getting poisoned. Saw a very very good deal shared by a forumer.
The Orange Box package for ONLY USD $9.99!
The package includes…
1) Half Life 2
2) Half Life 2 Episode 1
3) Half Life 2 Episode 2
4) Half Life 2 Lost Coast
5) Portal
6) Team Fortress 2
Visit the link @ http://store.steampowered.com/sub/469/ to have a look.
Mans… considering…
3 Years Down The Road…
Apr 24th
Which do you think will have more career prospects?
1) Business
2) IT
3) Security
4) Hotel Management
Apr 09 Updates
Apr 20th
Woah, last week was nothing much, let me do a recap on what I did.
NS is like usual.
On monday, I went for the SIM-UOL information talk.
On friday, I had to attend the SP Orientation programme.
Well, I am expecting this week to be rather busy.
First off, on Monday, I have an appointment in the evening at Ang Mo Kio.
On Tuesday, I will have to attend an event from camp in the evening.
Starting this week, on Wednesdays & Thursdays evening, I will have lessons.
On Saturday, I will have to attend another event from camp.
But I guess, being busy is good. It gives me lesser time on the computer and actually keeps me doing real work instead of idling around. If all goes well next week, I will be taken on Friday evenings as well.
In short, my rough timetable weekly will be…
Sundays – Family
Mondays – (nothing so far)
Tuesdays – (nothing so far)
Wednesdays – Lessons
Thursdays – Lessons
Fridays – (to be confirmed)
Saturdays – (nothing so far)
Still looks pretty empty to me, time to add in new stuffs in life. Do let me know if you have constructive suggestions :3
WTB: Nokia Non-Camera Handphone
Apr 15th
I am interested in buying a Nokia Non-Camera Handphone as my brother is heading for National Slavery Service next week.
Budget would be $100.
If you are selling, please comment on this post and state the following details
- Model
- Price
- Condition
- Contact email/no
- First/second/third hand
- Warranty left
Thank you!
Fast And Furious 4 Soundtrack
Apr 9th
01 – Rye Rye – Bang (feat. M.I.A.) 03:33
02 – Busta Rhymes – G-Stro 03:42
03 – Kenna – Loose Wires 03:47
04 – Pitbull – Blanco (feat. Pharrell) 03:22
05 – Pitbull – Krazy (feat. Lil Jon) 03:53
06 – Pitbull – You Slip, She Grip 03:13 (feat. Tego Calderon)
07 – Shark City Click – Head Bust 03:56
08 – Pitbull – Bad Girls (feat. Robin Thicke) 04:04
09 – Don Omar – Virtual Diva 04:01
10 – Tasha – La Isla Bonita 03:46
11 – Pitbull – Blanco (feat. Pharrell) 03:22 (Spanish Version-Bonus Track)
Download Link : Click Here
Alternative Link : Click Here
Seems like there is a part 2 as well.
01. Brian Tyler – Brian vs Dom
02. Brian Tyler – Crossing The Border
03. Brian Tyler – It’s On A
04. Brian Tyler – It’s On B
05. Brian Tyler – Judgement
06. Brian Tyler – Outta Sight
07. Brian Tyler – Revenge
08. Brian Tyler – Tunnel
09. Does It Offend You, Yeah – We Are Rockstars
10. Pitbull Pharrell – Blanco
11. Pitbull Tego Calderon – You Slip, She Grip (Mstr.)
12. Soulja Boy – Crank That (Travis Barker Remix)
Download Link : Click Here
What are your answers?
Apr 7th
What a joke! Lets see how many questions you can answer correctly.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked the boy, ‘what is your problem?’
The boy answered, ‘I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!’
Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the principal’s office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the tea ch er explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’ Boy: ‘9′.
Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’ Boy: ‘36′.
So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know The principal looks at Ms Anna and tells her, ‘I think Boy can go to the third-grade. ‘
Ms Anna says to the principal, ‘I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?’ The principal and boy both agree.
Ms Anna asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment ‘Legs.’
Ms Anna: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’
Boy: ‘Pockets.’
Ms Anna: ‘What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid’?
Boy: ‘Coconut’
Ms Anna: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky’?
The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: ‘Bubblegum’
Ms Anna: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs’?
The principal’s eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer..
Boy: ‘Shake hands’
Ms Anna: ‘Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, ok?’
Boy: ‘Yep.’
Ms Anna: ‘You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.’
Boy: ‘A tent’
Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense He took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: ‘Wedding Ring’
Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Anna: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms Anna: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ and if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of. It’s longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy: Surname
Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Boy: ‘Heart’
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teach er : ‘Send this boy to Stanford University ; I myself got all the answers wrong’.
Do you have the standard to get into Stanford??
Jonathan Atherton : AIS: Acronyms in Singapore
Apr 6th
Watch until the very end and see what he makes out of NTUC :3
